Admiral Adama Facts

Reasons why Chuck Norris has a new rival...

  • When Cylon children go to sleep at night, they check their closets for Admiral Adama.

  • Admiral Adama is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Admiral Adama.

  • Guns don't kill Cylons. Admiral Adama kills Cylons.

  • Admiral Adama once shot down a Cylon Basestar with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

  • Admiral Adama can divide by zero.

  • Superman once watched an episode of "Battlestar Galactica." He then cried himself to sleep.

  • Cylons want to grow up to be just like Admiral Adama. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Admiral Adama.

  • Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Admiral Adama. Admiral Adama eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

  • Admiral Adama uses a night light. Not because Admiral Adama is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Admiral Adama.

  • Admiral Adama was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

  • We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Admiral Adama.

  • Admiral Adama counted to infinity, twice.

  • Superman wears Admiral Adama underwear.

  • Admiral Adama once punched Chuck Norris in the chest at the same exact time that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Admiral Adama in the face - the result was the 80's.

  • Admiral Adama lost his virginity before his father did.

  • Admiral Adama doesn't go hunting - he goes killing.

  • Admiral Adama can slam revolving doors.

    Reasons why Adama >> Norris

  • Cylons can't be killed, unless Admiral Adama kills them.

  • Admiral Adama can see past the cosmic microwave background.

  • Admiral Adama is on your Caprica, killing your cylons.

  • All your Basestars are belong to Adama.

  • Admiral Adama can fuse iron nuclei in an exothermic reaction... with his stare.


    Many thanks to www.chucknorrisfacts.com, Gail, George, Isabelle, and the rest of the BSG group for inspiration.



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    Nicole Gugliucci
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